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Wednesday 13 December 2006
Make cat talk
On this talk cat generator you can write any text and make this cat talk. Anything you want, what you put her in mouth ;) Generator can make animated talk, too with clouds changing and cat position changing, too.
Here is another example:
It's interesting, you can try it. And you can use that animated cat later on meny different places on the net.
Monday 11 December 2006
Monday 4 December 2006
Stimpy - funny cartoon caracter
Stimpy, funny red cat character from "Ren & Stimpy" cartoon. Stimpy's real name is Stimpson J. Cat. Here is Stimpy with his friend Ren (Ren Hoek) on the ear. They are playing with radio, making their own radio show.
Stimpy is nice, kind cat. And he is in love with Ren. What kind that love is, well, that can be discussed, but here is a pic with lots of harts and where you can see love come out from your monitor.
And ren can be nice sometimes. Here is Ren carring Stimpy on his hands. I dono how he managed that, because Stimpy is about ten times weightier than he, but pic is kind of funny anyway.
When someone is famous, funny and interesting, you can find him anywhere. Here is a pic with Stimpy on keychain. Do you like it? If so, you can find it on net and order to have your keys on it.
And there are interesting parodies about funny and famous caracters. Stimpy is together with Spiderman and Toastman in "Clash Of Titans Break-Fest Of Champions" cartoon. Dan Slott wrote that cartoon on 22 pages.
Wednesday 29 November 2006
Boss and employees
Boss to four of his employees:
"- I'm really sorry but I'm going to have let one of you go."
Black employee: - "I'm a protected minority"
Female employee:- "And I am a woman"
Oldest employee: - "Fire me,buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin"
To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay...".
"- I'm really sorry but I'm going to have let one of you go."
Black employee: - "I'm a protected minority"
Female employee:- "And I am a woman"
Oldest employee: - "Fire me,buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin"
To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay...".
Tuesday 28 November 2006
Ziggy - cat traveler
They say cats have nine lives. According to that, cat named Ziggy probably have eight lives now after his strange voyage. This cat traveled from northern Israel to Britain (England precisely) without taking any food or water. The trip was 2,300 miles (3900 kilometers) long. October 31 in Haifa, Israel, cat Ziggy wandered into a consignment of plastic goods in some boat. 17 days later, when ship arrived in England, cat appeared at a warehouse in Whitworth in Lancashire. He was emerged, exhausted, starving and dehydrated, but he jumped from box and resist capture from warehouse workers for five hours.
Ziggy the cat is in Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals quarantine now, while people in RSCPA trying to find cat owners in Israel. If you know someone in Israel, please spread a word about this and help Ziggy find home again.
Ziggy the cat is in Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals quarantine now, while people in RSCPA trying to find cat owners in Israel. If you know someone in Israel, please spread a word about this and help Ziggy find home again.
Saturday 18 November 2006
Thursday 16 November 2006
Monday 13 November 2006
Saturday 11 November 2006
Funny cat joke (letter)
Dear Master:
The cat is despicable. She doesn’t do any tricks and never comes when you call and I’ve been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:
It’s time to get rid of the cat.
Before the cat’s arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and
stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would
play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area, but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me food under the table.
Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table - actually physically
walk on the table! You don’t yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put
her back on the floor, and I know you don’t see it, but she always gives me a haughty look as she walks past me.
And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty
pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat is
being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you get so mad?
As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn’t that what’s important?
Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in
the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in
the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some reason.
I’m not the only one who believes the cat is an evil person. Here’s a note
from the hamster:
Subject: Cat
Please tell cat to stop staring at me while I work.
Signed,
Hamster
Department of Rodent Wheels
I also tried to get a note from the fish, but apparently it believes that
everything happening outside its bowl is some kind of reality - TV show.
I don’t understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I’m not. I am
far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy
and may be a sign of tuberculosis.
And why doesn’t she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking her paws - you’d never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the time.
And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I’ll be taking a nap and she’ll come
right up and lie down beside me. Usually I’m too tired to do anything about it, but then later the other dogs smell her on me and crack a lot of jokes at my expense.
So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin.
I’m sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that I
have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was,
when I was the #1 pet.
Sincerely,
The Dog
The cat is despicable. She doesn’t do any tricks and never comes when you call and I’ve been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:
It’s time to get rid of the cat.
Before the cat’s arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and
stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would
play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area, but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me food under the table.
Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table - actually physically
walk on the table! You don’t yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put
her back on the floor, and I know you don’t see it, but she always gives me a haughty look as she walks past me.
And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty
pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat is
being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you get so mad?
As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn’t that what’s important?
Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in
the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in
the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some reason.
I’m not the only one who believes the cat is an evil person. Here’s a note
from the hamster:
Subject: Cat
Please tell cat to stop staring at me while I work.
Signed,
Hamster
Department of Rodent Wheels
I also tried to get a note from the fish, but apparently it believes that
everything happening outside its bowl is some kind of reality - TV show.
I don’t understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I’m not. I am
far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy
and may be a sign of tuberculosis.
And why doesn’t she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking her paws - you’d never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the time.
And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I’ll be taking a nap and she’ll come
right up and lie down beside me. Usually I’m too tired to do anything about it, but then later the other dogs smell her on me and crack a lot of jokes at my expense.
So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin.
I’m sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that I
have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was,
when I was the #1 pet.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Thursday 9 November 2006
Wednesday 8 November 2006
Monday 6 November 2006
Thursday 2 November 2006
Funny cat signs
Take care - cat sign
On this bridge, there is a sign with cat and title "Take care". Hmmm. Some dangerous cats around, I suppose. :) Ca is black but don't look like a panther to me. Who knows? Genetics makes wonder these days. LOL
Slow - deaf cat
Sad. Deaf cat is on the road. Maybe. She walks thru the park and sometimes she goes to the road, too. So, if you drive there, pleas slow down and be careful. That cat can see you but can't hear you if she is in front of your car.
Japanese cat sign
I doubt someone can tell for shore what this sign means. Of course, if you know Japanese you can tell, but for us rest, ... It's on Tokyo subway. So, lets guess. Electric cat around? Advertising for electric cats, maybe you want to buy one? Or, if you entering subway with your cat, watch her tail. You don't want doors cut off it. Yeah, that makes sense. And maybe it's for some children TV show with cat main character? Hmmm...
Cat and fish sign
Don't feed the cat with fish from this river. They are full of chemicals. ;) Could be that. Or, sign for cats: Don't eat the fish. We take care of them here. But yeah, there is a human hand. And fish in it. So it's probably first solution.
Monday 30 October 2006
Free funny cat avatars
Here are few 100x100 pixel free funny cat avatars for forums, messangers, myspace, ...
White-gray cat avatar. A cat is a little fat but cute, too :)
Charles the cat cheff free avatar. Avatar made by painting.
Nice brown cat avatar.
Nice white cat head avatar. Another fat cat and another real cute one.
This one is real fun. Laughing cat avatar. Hope you will enjoy.
White-gray cat avatar. A cat is a little fat but cute, too :)
Charles the cat cheff free avatar. Avatar made by painting.
Nice brown cat avatar.
Nice white cat head avatar. Another fat cat and another real cute one.
This one is real fun. Laughing cat avatar. Hope you will enjoy.
Thursday 26 October 2006
Wednesday 25 October 2006
Sunday 22 October 2006
Friday 20 October 2006
Tuesday 17 October 2006
Thursday 12 October 2006
Wednesday 11 October 2006
Wednesday 30 August 2006
Friday 25 August 2006
Wednesday 23 August 2006
Tuesday 22 August 2006
Thursday 17 August 2006
Thursday 10 August 2006
Wednesday 9 August 2006
Tuesday 8 August 2006
Monday 7 August 2006
Friday 28 July 2006
Squirrel War
Has begin the Squirrel War!Squirrels around the world! Go to WAR!
(squirrel manifesto :)))
