The Smartest man

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board,
But there are only 4 parachutes.





The first Passenger says:

“I am Ronaldinho, the best football player in the world.
The football worlds need me, and I cannot die on my fans.”

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.



The second passenger Hillary Clinton, says:


“I am wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator
Of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plant.



The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge
Responsibilities in the world. Beside, I am the smartest president in the History of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.


The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
a young school boy:


“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”


To this the little boy says:



“Don’t fret old man…

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag…..“

Funny Dog Picture 2

"Put an End to the Stress and Annoyance ofYour Dog Behavior Problems!...AND Slash Your Dog Obedience Training Time in Half by Using Techniques That Give You Immediate Results!!"

Dog Obedience Training - Funny Dog Picture 2

Dog wash

Put soap on dog and scrub with hands until you'll get this :))
Puppy Wash

Green Cat Eyes

Greenest cat eyes you've ever seen!
Killer Cat returns Blue Cat

Funny Dog Picture 1

"Put an End to the Stress and Annoyance ofYour Dog Behavior Problems!...AND Slash Your Dog Obedience Training Time in Half by Using Techniques That Give You Immediate Results!!"

Dog Behavior Training Secret - Funny Dog Picture 1

Use anonymous proxy list to unblock.

Funny dog and Funny man

Funny dog vs Stupid Man
Who is the cutest ?
Dog weight loss Dog Knight

Dog fight

Move over!

Black Cat

"I'm so cool with my new sunglasses!"
Tiger family in love Cat City

Ha ha cat

one cat who can't stop laughing

Funny Ku Klux (New Fashion)

After all this years Ku Klux boys are decide to change little bit their outfit in some kind stylish style , new style in 21th century, Who knows, maybe they will change slogan to
from "White Power" to "Gay is OK" . I certainly don't know what they up to , but I kind I like their New fashion style.


Made by Armani, just look into...colors, all that tasteful fruit :)



Made By Boss

This is old school boss look, if you are member of KKK feel free to
buy this wonderful.... whatever it is. Hate I mean



Armani again, obviously armani intend to become
a leader in this New style KKK adore.



Unowned If you know who is make this hate, please contact us.




All this I write here in this post related with Armani and Boss are lie.

Please don't sue us!

Funny Eggs Art

And I though I saw everything, people sometimes can make some very interesting, amazing things from ordinary stuff like egg for example. Recently one of the visitors of this blog (Bob86) send me some interesting pictures about eggs, now you ask yourself what can be interesting about egg, only interesting egg is the one in my stomach :) I'm not very sure in that theory so have look in that famous eggs I talking about.

Free Cat in the Hat screensavers

The Cat is back as Mike Myers in this zany Cat in the Hat screensaver based on the Dr. Seuss classic. Red and white hat on the cat, in brown roum.




If one screensaver just isn't enough, then you can have some more fun with this The Cat in the Hat screensaver. The perfect desktop companion for all ages. Blue free screensaver with famous cat.

Unusual Sonny Cd Player

Do you like Terminator movies? If your answer is yes, you should definitive get you self this incredible unusual CD player, but what if you don't like Terminator movies? Don't be scared Arni is not intend to terminate you, he is worry about for some other thing, like how to be a Leader.



When you look into picture above, you probably would thought , wtf it's one more bad Terminator movie, (Btw when I was a Kid, one of my favorites movies was Terminator of course)

But you will make mistake if you thin like I supposed you will, this is one of the many unusual Cd player on this Planet called Earth. This is not Cd-player made by Sonny. You wonder why I write "Sonny" in the title of this post. Let that be a mystery.




Ok when you open the Head, if your IQ it's bigger then IQ of the fish, you will realize what that odd thing is.


BTW I find these two pictures on the internet, so if anyone know original author, please let me know.

Pet Smile

Biggest Dog Smile Ever!
a fake one but still funny
another one Dog Smile

Jumping Dog

Funny Jumping Dog
How high can you jump?
My ball

The Philosophy of Sex

A variety of quotes from famous people on their opinion of sex and love.Yes!

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams